Hahahaha, congrats, you found my chess.com account.
What now? Go through my games and see which opening I play?
Pathetic. But, there is no need to waste your time, right?
I will tell you exactly what openings I play.
As white I will always play the English, as black against e4 I will always play the sicilian, particularly Najdorf variation. Against d4 I will beat you with King's Indian Defense.
Anyways, there is no need for you to study tons of opening theory just to prepare to play a game against me, because you are going to lose anyway.
Good luck,
you'll need it