- I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez
- A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man thinks himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
- Stop chasing butterflies instead, build a beautiful garden.
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
- I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
- Keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about